We were taking a break from grinding out raids at the weekly reset a few months back. My buddy had taken off his head set and set it on his ottoman. His girlfriend came home and they started to get busy in the living room and everyone in the party could hear it. My clan mate texts me and says what's going on. I grab my phone and call the guy having sex and interrupt him mid stroke just to be a dick. Surprisingly, he answered and I told him what was up and we all had a good laugh about it. We secretly beat off to the sound of his girlfriends moans. The military has screwed all of us up way too much...