Playing with friends and a random 12 year old on a raid.
Me (thinking my mic was muted talking to my friend sitting next to me): 'man this kid is so -blam!-ing shit! I'm going to kick his ass and then find him in real life and actually KICK HIS ASS!' (bear in mind we were doing crota which he claimed he had done multiple times, and kept trying to MELEE the fùcking swordbearer and dying.)
*kid starts screaming and crying for his mum*
Whoopsie.
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Love this
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Omg u made my day. That's hilarious
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The funniest part is, his mum actually came on the mic, I couldn't understand a word of her jibberish and booted :')
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I was in a party with some friends and they were laughing their asses off when I was talking to my brother. Brother tries to open my door Me: "dude it's a damn door, not a -blam!-ing puzzle, use your brain and open it with your -blam!-ing hands." (Mind you this was his 10th or 12th time ATTEMPTING to open my door. U know that sound that you hear when someone turns the door handle over and over again. I was getting annoyed.) My friends were laughing while saying "a -blam!-ing puzzle?" My brother has no conditions or disabilities and he's 17.
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Wow that's pretty fùcking funny:')
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