The funniest part is, his mum actually came on the mic, I couldn't understand a word of her jibberish and booted :')

I was in a party with some friends and they were laughing their asses off when I was talking to my brother. Brother tries to open my door Me: "dude it's a damn door, not a -blam!-ing puzzle, use your brain and open it with your -blam!-ing hands." (Mind you this was his 10th or 12th time ATTEMPTING to open my door. U know that sound that you hear when someone turns the door handle over and over again. I was getting annoyed.) My friends were laughing while saying "a -blam!-ing puzzle?" My brother has no conditions or disabilities and he's 17.