So me and a friend are chilling out ol playing strikes, and trying to figure out what to do. I check my friends list, and see that a girl in our clan is not strutting her full Crota gear like she usually is. In fact she has level 1 gear on. This was a surprise, she ALWAYS shows her stuff off. So I look at her character, and see she's playing a defender, not a striker like she ALWAYS is. Then I see that she's in a fireteam with one other person. It's a guy she met from school, and he just started destiny. I bring this up to my friend, and joke about how she's being a humble defender for this one guy, so she must be interested in him!
We joked about how it was probably like a date for them. Just two guardians playing the story, alone.
Fast forward about an hour, both join our party, this is the first time I've talked to the guy, and he's really really quiet. After his first sentence I forgot he was there. The chick wanted to run nightfall real quick , so we got it done, and she said," alright guys, I'm gonna leave this party so I can help him with the story and stuff"
So she leaves, and as soon as she leaves I say," SHES GON GET FU%KED" and start cracking up. But my friend is completely silent. 5 seconds later, the dude leaves the party.
I FORGOT HE WAS IN THE PARTY AND HE HEARD ME SAY HE WAS GOING TO BONE OUR FRIEND.
As soon as he left we were laughing so hard through. It was awesome
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