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8/7/2015 4:20:15 PM
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"I know right I used to have an obsession with carrots and did the same thing"
English
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I'm tempted to bite you
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"I'm tempted to detonate the potato"
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I'll be back soon *knocks the potato out of your hand and walks away*
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"OK? I guess" [b]as I pick up the potato[/b]
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*you hear something moving around in the ventilation system*
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"Is this gonna be like alien: isolation?"
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*the door to your room slams shut*
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"Yup it is"
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*something moves underneath your bed*
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"Ooh real scary lethal monsters under my bed"
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*sneezes*
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"That ruined the mood you had going"
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*crawls out and my fur is covered in dust* It's not my fault there was so much dust
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"I'm not much of a cleaner"
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I can tell
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[b]snickers[/b] "you look like a dusting rag"
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*sits down on the bed and starts spreading dust on it*
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"Really?"
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What are you going to do about it? *keeps spreading the dust*
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"Cephalon clean this up" [i]"right away[/i]
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*stays on the bed*
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[b]cephalon picks you up and takes you off and starts cleaning[/b]
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*jumps back on the bed*
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[b]cephalon takes you off[/b]
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*jumps back on*
