Time one: went to get a glass coke bottle. Left my mic on. When I tried to open it, not realizing I need a bottle opener, I shatter the bottle and have lacerations all over my hand and screaming "you mother -blaming- piece of -blaming- blam. Time two: girlfriend walks in and asks if I want to take a shower with her. I not only left the ps4 on, I accidentally left the mic on the whole time