Srsly check my hunter I bought it as soon as I could. I was waiting in orbit for the time to hit 5am pdt to go to him
Edit: So many buttmad guardians in here
Edit 2: Satire-the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Please educate yourselves on the definition of satire before saying "Hur Dur this isn't Satire"
>Obviously people don't read about the "please Xur sell gally" or the ever popular "Xur is going to sell gally this weekend"
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Satire doesn't improve stupidity.