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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/9/2015 1:38:31 AM
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*is in my cell*
Do you guys have a bathroom here!? I really got to go!
*a soldier walks up*
Yes, follow me.
*he pulls me out of my cell and we start going somewhere*
*arrives at the bathroom and walks in*
*sees a bunch of soldiers in the bathroom*
Uhhhh. I swear I didn't escape.
*gets beat*
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*Isidro is seen in the shadows* This place has bad security.
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*in top bunk* I know. We could easily get outta here, but they have [b]fried shrimp[/b]
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....non fried shrimp is better. Either way I heard about the bathroom problem you guys had...... *I point towards the door and it unlocks* Go now. I drugged the guards.
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*rushes in bathroom*
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...ok then.
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*you hear me yell* AH! IT'S CLOGGED!!! Oh well. Not my problem. *washes hands and leaves*
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*you see me disippear*
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*I shout* YOU HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM BEFORE WE BR- I shouldn't say that...
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Yeah, you shouldn't.
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Edited by wallr: 8/9/2015 6:39:41 AMCocaine or weed?
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What? By drugged I mean highly pressurized vampire blood.
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...oh... Well lets get the hell outta this place.
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Im gone. This is just a hallucination of me. I did knock out the guards though. *this version disippears*
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Hey buddy. So, want to break out or stay longer?
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One more meal.
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*eats meal* Ok lets gtfo.
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Wait. Let me get mine too. Guards! I didn't get any Shrimp! *they bring it to me* Hey, wait here for a second. *I finish it* Alright, I just need to ask for one last thing... Guard:What? Me:Your gun. *punches him in the face*
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So, you gotta escape route?
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Nope. *my ship hovers above this one and soldiers come in* Just on time. *I put the symbiote on and kick open the door* I know where they keep our stuff let's go. *I pick up his gun*
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Ok. *starts up Renergio* dis gon be gud
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*I start to go in a hall way and duck behind cover* *I start shooting a group of soldiers and run*
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*I shoot lightning at the group of guards* *runs with you*
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*I look to the left* Our soldiers are down there. *I look to the right* Our gear is down there. *I run to the right and stop* *I start floating*
