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8/9/2015 2:14:22 AM
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??? You're a dude, are you really that small?
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What? You think I'm a guy?
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Didn't you indicate you were a guy earlier with multiple people? Aren't all of your characters male? Do you really think you can fool me?
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(haha) it's alright, though, because did you know the strap on is the pineapple?????( ͡0 ͜ʖ ͡0)
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Are you trying to make me horny? [spoiler]HOLY -blam!- GJALLARHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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Is that bad? And aren't gjallarhorns sexy? Did you just get your first?
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Why would me getting excited be a bad thing? Did I tell you what alien_human said about gjallarhorns? Is it my first, just like being with you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?
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What about a gjallarhorn strap on? And who? Is he joining or are you cheating on me?
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I couldn't cheat on you, don't you know how hot you are? He just made an interesting remark about gjallarhorns, would you like me to tell you?
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Aren't you sweet? Is it how many I can fit in my arse? And if it's okay with you I would love to?
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How many what? [spoiler]alien_human: Why do shards come from gjallarhorn? Would they make...horns? Me: Well considering they make people horn-y, I don't see why not, do you? alien_human: Do gjallarhorns get horny when they see Cabal? Me: Well, I know everyone else goes flaccid, why wouldn't gjallarhorns? alien_human: Is it safe to say that when a gjallarhorn sees a cabal, it gets fingered and shiny white stuff sprays from a hard tube...and multiple smaller particles track their targets?[/spoiler]
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If it's how many gjallarhorn a I can fit?[spoiler]hahahahahaha. The gjallarhorn is a giant penis. Okay.[/spoiler]
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So, you gonna tell me when I'm pushing too hard?
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There's such a thing? I guess for you when we switch?
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So I can't go hard enough? I've made people cry out before, so just tell me? You can't on me, though, do your worst, K?
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Edited by Nuclear: 8/10/2015 1:29:55 AMAren't they scrubs? My worst? Don't you mean my best?!( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [b][i] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/i][/b]
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Aren't they though? Yeah bb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ? Should I sit back while you thrust?
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Is there some inter-dimensional way for us to both thrust and bring us from different timelines to -blam!- hard with pineapples and melons down our arses with even shoving past us into us until we explode from the flavor of the great goodness of orgys?
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Can we bend through space to explode in each other at the same time? Are we pumping past the pineapples and melons, or are we pumping with them?
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Why the hell not? Should we as well bring Atheon, too? And as for the pineapples and melons, can't it be both? Should we just pound ourselves into different multidimensional universes where we're still pounding ourselves equally?
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Should we cross into a dimension where we can pound come into each other endlessly? Should this dimension make our arse big enough for Atheon and us to double penetrate?
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Is that even a question to consider asking? And aren't our arses professional at this? Couldn't we just bring all the dimensions together to destroy all of our anuses as one?
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You don't want it to go on forever? Wasn't I just trying to be courteous and make sure you were OK to proceed? Is our junk going to split infinitely to destroy all the anuses?
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I do? Wasn't I questioning you that it was an obvious answer? And isn't that all the fun for?
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Should we call out each other and kiss while we pound?
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Wouldn't it be fun if we did more? (And sorry I was gone for so long. I miss you bb)
