Sorry for what? Posturing and insulting a complete stranger about whom you know next to nothing? Don't be. I cannot convey to you with words my complete disinterest in your standards of machismo. There simply aren't any words in any language strong enough to encapsulate my utter indifference to your opinions. So being sorry (or rather, making hollow platitudes) for your behavior is a waste of your energy. What's more, it's meaningless. You are simply obeying an evolutionary imperative to attempt to assert some manner of superiority over another male in a venue where such attempts are completely futile. If anything, you are just embarrassing yourself and "showing your ass" as some in the Southern states say. My story was meant to amuse, especially by way of a popular movie reference. Whatever other meaning or inference you took from it is really your problem, not mine.