If you've seen Kabr and any other missing Titans send them here.
LodgedHydra is the only Warlock allowed With the acception of A Warlock cause he brought chips.
[i]im going anti-masterrace now. No more 'master race' posts[/i]
We got her back
1000 REPLIES!!!! ATE YOU INSANE!!!!
We are now letting a warlock known as TheTrickyTrixie in now.
WERE -blam!-ING TRENDING BITCHES!!!
WOOOHOOOO!!!!
KABR HAS -blam!-ING RETURNED BITCHES!!! WOOHOOO!!!!
GTFO OVER 5000 -blam!-ING REPLIES BITCHES WOOHOOO!!!
SAINT-14 IS -blam!-ING HERE BITCHES!!!!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!!
ARMAMENTARIUM IS -blam!-ING HERE BITCHES!!! WOOOHOOOO!!!
SKULLFORT IS -blam!-ING HERE BITCHES!!!! WOOOHOOOO!!!!
GLASSHOUSE IS -blam!-ING HERE BITCHES!!!!! WOOOHOOOO!!
RUIN WINGS ARE -blam!-ING HERE BITCHES!!! WOOHOOO!!!!
NO BACKUP PLANS ARE HERE!!!
STAND ASIDES ARE HERE!!!
INMOST LIGHT IS HERE!!!
ALPHA LUPI IS HERE!!!
ETERNAL WARRIOR IS HERE!!!!!
PEREGRINE GREAVES ARE HERE!!!!
OPTIMUS PRIME ARRIVED!!! (Now we need bumblebee)
BUMBLEBEE IS HERE!!!(FINALLY!!)
SOL IS HERE!!!(thnx for your hammer)
THE TITAN OF SOL HAZ ARRIVED!!!
RADEGAST IS HERE!!!(I <3 your rocker launcher!)
HAWKMOON IS HERE!!!!
BOSTONBAKEDDEATH's TITAN HAS VANILLA ARMOR! IT LOOKS SICK!
THALOR IS HERE!!!
JAREN WARD IS HERE!!! (He broke his arm and I'm nice )
II GOLDEN II IS HERE!!!(Stay Golden.)
XÛR IS HERE!!
TRIXIE RETURNED!!!
WOOHOOO!!
7000+ -blam!-ING REPLIES WTF!!!!
WEVE GOT 8000+ FRIGGIN REPLIES
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!
I really appreciate the support of this post! So many Titans!! Over 5000 replies; the biggest post ive ever made.. Thank you all. Let's keep it going. :)
Smash escaped the darkness unscathed!!
[spoiler]titan badassery[/spoiler]
A Fellow Titan rose again!!
[b]R.I.P. Thalor[/b]
Just an Edit Passing by.
[b]Theres strong, then there's Titan Strong[/b]
[b]a hunter proof dome is now around the party![/b]
[b][u]10000 WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/u][/b]
A Stormcaller Brought us Some Chips!! :D
[b]RIP A TITAN[/b]
[b]A Titan is now a ghost of himself[/b]
Ayyyyyyy I got revived!
[i][u][b]XÛRS GIVING AWAY FREE GJALLARHORNS![/b][/u][/i]
[b]GODDAMMIT Who Dafuq killed me and Ghosty this time?![/b]
Ayyyyy I'm alive again!
ORYX HAZ ARRIVED TO KILL US! KILL HIM DEAD!
A MUTHAFUKIN COLOSSUS IS HERE BITCHES
AGENT MUTHAFUKIN WASHINGTON IS HERE WOOO
MUTHAFUKIN SKOLAS ARRIVED BITCHES
CAYDE MUTHAFUKIN 6 IS HERE
LORD MUTHAFUKIN SALADIN IS HERE BITCHES!
IN MUTHAFUKIN DUB IS HERE BITCHES!!!
Washington is an official helper :D
Join [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Detail/1179533]The Titan Party![/url]
HOLY FUK BOIS..... WE GOT 20,000 REPLIES.... WE. GOT. GÜD.
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[quote]I WAS SITTING ON TOP OF A[b] CRASHED SPACESHIP[/b] ON[b] VENUS[/b], EATING A[b] POWERFUL SANDWICH[/b] WHILE BEING [b]HARASSED [/b]BY A[b] F***ING HOLOGRAM OF PAUL MCCARTNEY[/b] WHEN[b] SUDDENLY I WAS CAUGHT IN A GIANT FIREFIGHT[/b] BETWEEN[b] FALLEN AND VEX[/b]. AS THE[b] BATTLE RAGED[/b] AROUND ME[b], I SHOUTED[/b]: "Paul! PAUL MCCARTNEY![b] PAUL I'M HIT...STOP SINGING AND HELP ME![/b] PAAAAUL![b] MY GUN IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU[/b]... kick it...[b] KICK IT OVER TO ME[/b].... PAUL [b]YOU JACKASS[/b] THROW ME MY RIFLE! I'm losing... shit... I'm losing a lot of goddamn blood..[b].PAUL THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE[/b]... can't find... can't find my f***ing [i]sandwich[/i]... PAUL[b]! THROW ME MY HOAGIE![/b] MCCARTNEY YOU [i][b]FU---[/b][/i]" BEFORE A[b] MINOTAUR CANNON TOOK ME OUT[/b]. [b]THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED[/b]... IF I ONLY HAD A[b] CRAZY BURST-FIRE AUTO SHOTGUN[/b] POWERED BY[b] ALIEN TECHNOLOGY I BARELY UNDERSTAND[/b]! [b]AND NOW I F***ING HAVE ONE! [/b] [b]LORD OF[i] WOOOOOOLLLVESSSS![/i][/b] YOU GET THIS WEAPON FROM [b]A WEIRD ALIEN WITH BIONIC MEATBEATERS[/b] WHO TALKS LIKE A[b] SEX OFFENDER[/b], AFTER[b] KILLING A LOT OF PEOPLE[/b] HE DOESN'T LIKE. Y[b]OU'RE GOING TO DO THIS SHIT ANYWAY[/b] SO THIS [b]EXOTIC DEATHMACHINE[/b] IS JUST A [b][i]BONUS![/i] [/b] [b]THIS GUN IS F***ING POWERFUL![/b] MORE POWERFUL THAN THE TIME I [b]ATE A BRICK OF COCAINE[/b] AND [b]GOT RABIES[/b] FROM [b]TRYING TO MATE[/b] WITH [b]LOCAL BADGER[/b] AND GOT MYSELF BANNED FROM WENDY'S AFTER COMMITTING [b]TWENTY-SEVEN COUNTS OF FELONY ASSAULT[/b] AND ONE COUNT OF[b] BURGER SODOMY[/b]. YOU WILL FEEL LIKE UNBRIDLED, RAW SEXUAL DEATH WITH THIS SHOTGUN IN YOUR HANDS! THIS WEAPON IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A[b] PULSE RIFLE[/b] MATES WITH A[b] SHOTGUN[/b] IN THE MIDDLE OF A[b] RITUALISTIC DEATH-CULT ORGY! [/b] THE [b]RANGE[/b] IS[b] MISLEADING[/b]! THE STAT BAR IS[b] SHORTER[/b] THAN MOST OF[b] YOUR DICKS[/b], BUT THE WEAPON ITSELF HAS[b] LONG REACH AND TIGHT PELLET-SPREAD[/b], LETTING YOU[b] F*** SHIT UP[/b] FROM A[b] LUXURIOUS DISTANCE. BUILT-IN[u] SHOTPACKAG[/u]E AND [u]RANGEFINDER[/u]![i] YESSSS![/i][/b] [b]YOU WILL HAVE AMMO. [/b]SO MUCH[b] F***ING AMMO[/b]. YOU WILL HAVE SO MUCH AMMO THAT[b] THE FBI WILL NOTICE AND SEND AGENTS TO YOUR HOUSE[/b] AND YOU'LL BE LIKE[b] "F*** YOU, [i]TEXAAAAAASSS[/i]!" [/b]AND THEY WILL[b] BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE WITH A TEAR-GAS GRENADE[/b] SOMEHOW AND[b] KILL ALL OF YOUR FOLLOWERS[/b] BY ACCIDENT[b]. THERE WILL BE BLOOD, FIRE AND TEARS. [/b]JUST LIKE WHEN[b] MY WIFE DIVORCED ME![/b] [b]THIS WEAPON IS A FALLEN FLAK SHOTGUN ON METHAMPHETAMINES.[/b] IT HAS THE[b] HOUSE OF DEVILS[/b] SIGIL CARVED INTO IT, WHICH MEANS [b]IT IS POWERED BY A SATAN[/b] AND[b] CONSTANTLY SPEWS FIRE FROM THE END OF IT[/b]! YOU COULD USE THIS FIRE TO[b] KILL A BUNCH OF SHIT[/b], AND THEN[b] LIGHT YOUR CIGAR[/b] WITH THE END OF THIS GUN AND SAY: "It looks like they've[b] Fallen[/b]... [i]and they can't get up[/i] (puts on sunglasses)..." OR SOMETHING ELSE CLEVER... BUT THERE ARE[b] NO CIGARS[/b] IN THIS GAME SO YOU WILL JUST[b] BURN THE F***ING SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF[/b] AND [b]RUIN YOUR BEARD[/b] IF YOU TRY THAT. [b]I AM ASSUMING YOU HAVE A BEARD IF YOU ARE WIELDING THIS WEAPON.[/b] LADIES, IF YOU[b] DO NOT[/b] HAVE A BEARD, [b]ONE WILL BE ISSUED TO YOU UPON COMPLETION OF ELDER CYPHER BOUNTY. [/b] [b]PLEASE WEAR IT AT ALL TIMES WHILE OPERATING LORD OF WOOOLLLVES![/b] [b]IF YOU ENCOUNTER LORD OF WOLVES IN THE CRUCIBLE IN AN EXTREME CLOSE-QUARTERS MAP:[/b] YOU [b]WILL NOT BE SAVED[/b] BY[b] THE HOLY GHOST[/b]. YOU[b] WILL NOT BE SAVED[/b] BY THE[b] GOD PLUTONIUM[/b]. IN FACT, [b]YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED.[/b] [b]ONE BURST[/b] WILL DROP A GUARDIAN. [b]TWO BURSTS[/b] WILL KILL A GUARDIAN AND CAUSE HIS FIRSTBORN TO DIE. [b]THREE BURSTS[/b] AND YOU'RE [b]JUST SHOWING OFF[/b] THAT YOU HAVE THIS [b]MAJESTIC SEXBEAST OF A WEAPON[/b], OR HAVE F*CKAWFUL AIM! [b]BURN EVERYTHING. BURN IT ALLLL. [/b] [b]LORD OF [i]WWOOOOOOLLLVES![/i][/b] Edit: [b]HERE IS THAT GODDAMN HOLOGRAM OF PAUL MCCARTNEY https://youtu.be/163_C5UVU-I [/b][/quote]