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*jumps out of car* You'll never take me alive!
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*runs over you*
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*uses one of my other 8 lives*
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*pees on you*
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*walks out and sees this happening* "so I'm just gonna go..." *hails down another taxi, but it's your cousin, who's even weirder than you. "Well I'm screwed.
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I have no relatives. Go with that taxi