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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/10/2015 2:34:46 AM
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*She looks up from a roasted boar's leg*
"Uhuh!!! Big sis is gone and I can't cook."
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Where did she go?
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"Big Elf War!!! She gonna meet Queen then go fight!!!"
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Do you need somewhere to stay until she gets back?
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"Nah, I got a Ship!!!! Big sis let me borrow it!!" *She is tearing into a watermelon*
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Can you give me the location to that ship? I think we should move it closer to the Dojo so I can make sure you don't get hurt.
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"Navah!!! Big sis said not to trust Geeks!!!"
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I'm offering to help you. I'm a Saiyan, and Saiyans never break their promises! I take pride in my ability to help others, you see in the last of my race, everyone else was killed my am evil alien named Ton, and one day I wish to bring him to justice! I want my race to live on, so why would I risk betraying you, so that you might kill me? I want only to help you.
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*She looks up from a bowl of ice cream* "Huh? Sayian? Wat's that?"
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We were once a great and powerful people from a different planet until an evil tyrant named Frieza killed all of us but a few. This tyrant was killed years later by a man named Goku, but Ton killed him too.
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"How is bad man dead twice?"
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No no no. Ton killed Goku. I killed Frieza the second time. I travelled straight down to Hell killed every villain again. Hopefully they stay dead this time.
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"How you go to hell? Mr Sal should have stopped you!!!" *She tosses an apple core at you before she digs into a pie*
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I didn't die or anything. I went to the Hell of my universe. The place where the villains and henchmen of Namek and Earth go.
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Also you know Sal? How?
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"He nice man!! He take me to hell to help control powers!!!"
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Powers? What kind of powers?
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"Like this." *She raises her hand and writes something in the air, thin lines of fire that glow for a second before fading away as a rumble begins to come from her feet. The earth is pushed upwards as a fire-dog climbs out of the ground* "See?"
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Impressive.
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"Bite the strange man doggie!!" *The dog jumps and clamps its fiery jaws onto your arm*
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*I wince, but pull it off and lay it down* Very impressive
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[spoiler]I have to put this on hold for a little while[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]not all Sayans keep promises[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Shut up my character isn't canon[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]neither is the promise[/spoiler] [spoiler]so it never happened[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Just because something isn't canon doesn't mean it didn't happen[/spoiler]
