Have you ever had those raids where your fire team just doesn't work to you. Either if they just suck, or one of them dropped the n word. You just start thinking HOW can I leave politely or what can I say that is really random and stupid and will confuse them to make my escape? I've gone between saying I've played too much destiny and my eyes hurt or my hamster just got the news that he's been accepted to university, depending on the group.
EDIT: if you want Leave your best leaving lines, serious or not.
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"My brother is kicking me off of the Xbox, got to go guys"
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I had this feeling when i was trying to help this 4 man fireteam doing vog. They kept dying on conflucts. We got as far as 2 i shook my head and left.
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If they do something you do not like just leave who cares.
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1. Tell them to get better, stop dying. 2. They keep dying 3. "Y'all suck" 4.leave 5.play crucible
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If the group is argumentative. Just leave. If they are nice and you just can't seem to beat it as a group, just say you have run out of time to play. Really any excuse will work. Not like anyone will check up on you. I always just try to be nice. But I have only had to leave a few groups.
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Some squeaker: I guess we have to 4 man it. Me: [b][u][i]THERES AN AFK PERSON, AND YOU GUYS KEEP DYING.[/i][/u][/b] Squeaker: well, we can do it. Lets 4 man it. Me: try 3 manning it. *leaves*
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Just leave no need for words or apologizes it's not a relationship
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Ummmm just leave? Do you need to tell them a reason? It's not like you're gonna talk to or play with them again
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G...u....y...s I'mmmmm laaaaaagiiinnggggh... *turns off console*
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I usually leave for whatever reason. Sometimes I have things to do, sometimes I tell them I can't go any longer with this, sometimes I just leave. I don't do the same thing all the time and I bet no one else does either.
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"Hey wha..... yo... ay? I'm sor...... ut I can't he...... uys. Oh ma... my.. ics cuttin.... t...."
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Basically say I'm bored -blam!- this I'm gonna watch doctor who
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I usually just say "Guys I'll be right back!", leave and don't come back until I "accidentally" was inactive for so long
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I have no guilt leaving or booting the whole fireteam for blams sake. I'm just a selfish player. Wish I could change but I cant
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Step one: leave Step two: play crucible
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I tell each of the scrubs how bad they are on a scale from 1-10 then say fuk you biotches I'm out, or just kick the mofos who are just outright awful
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I say I have to go and then I do this thing that makes me appear offline to ppl and then log out, log back in, and then play Destiny :P
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Got to eat that pussy bye guys #singlelife #liekifucrievrytme
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I press select then hold triangle
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I just leave..
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1. Wait until you have to fart. 2. Take off mic and stick it on your ass 3.While everyone is focusing, let all hell break loose. 4.unplug mic so you can hear their reaction 5.Leave like the bad-ass you are
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I say "-blam!- this, I'm out!"
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I'm pretty good at impressions, so this is how it goes for me. *Starts banging on my desk like a madman" American cop impression "Open this -blam!-ing door!" Me "Oh shit" *Kicks open my bedroom door* *Starts jogging around the house, heavy breathing* Cop "He's gone out the back!" *Goes to garden to fake a fall on the grass, knocking over a flower pot or two in the process* Me *Grunting and flailing around* Cop impression "STOP RESISTING!" Then I'll mute my mic and go back upstairs to turn the Ps4 off.
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I'm honest about it. I had a team this morning that was just beyond awful. On hard mode vog they couldn't get past confluxes. Full team of 34s. After 3 attempts I asked if anyone had done the raid before. Most of them had never even tried normal. I just suggested that they weren't ready for it. They agreed with me. I never raged quit on them. I just explained that the vog was mechanically difficult and their level didn't matter. They needed better weapons and to master the encounters on normal before trying hard.
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I use the same line when leaving randoms "I have to pick up my niece" Then leave. I then never play with them again [spoiler]if anyones wondering, my only sibling is having their first child n its a boy. This is a lie used to get outtve most every situation online[/spoiler]
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I say "Oh no! my daughter just turned on my table saw" and I leave.