Have you ever had those raids where your fire team just doesn't work to you. Either if they just suck, or one of them dropped the n word. You just start thinking HOW can I leave politely or what can I say that is really random and stupid and will confuse them to make my escape? I've gone between saying I've played too much destiny and my eyes hurt or my hamster just got the news that he's been accepted to university, depending on the group.
EDIT: if you want Leave your best leaving lines, serious or not.
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i tell em how it is man... most times im fireteam leader... and ive never had an issue booting those that deserve it... do t listen, booted... start with retarded insults and blame game, booted... dont get me wrong, i give fair chance and warning... if it comes down and im not FT leader... i go with the classic "im out, -blam!- off"... works like a charm...
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Edited by Lannon: 8/10/2015 6:48:56 AM"Guys I don't think we have the right chemistry to do this" Or I just get down right offensive. "You guys are the god damn worst. How do you not know how to do Crota after all this time?"
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On Xbox I go to leave party and multiplayer to make it look like lag
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Im getting m0lested, bye!
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leave party then fireteam
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Just leave
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Why do you feel like you have to say something? Just go to orbit and leave the party chat. People get replaced 24/7
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Edited by OldboyVicious: 8/10/2015 6:15:01 AMThe only time I want to leave a raid is after I've defeated the boss. And hopefully gotten a decent drop. Or if it's a horrible team: Once I joined with some randoms, you could tell that a couple were in the same room, they were all friends and just needed a sixth, which ended up being me. We were in orbit waiting for everyone to stop messing around and get on the game. While they were messing around and arguing about beer, they were wearing their headsets and shouting. They all sounded drunk and were total dudebros. I think they were all in the same frat or something. They kept talking about beer, going to get more beer, and how the beer that they had wasn't cold yet. This guy was being totally obnoxious talking about how his friend needs to put the beer in the fridge and wouldn't shut up about needing cold beer to raid. They were so annoying. So I said: "If you want to get your beer as cold as possible, wrap some wet paper towels around each can or bottle, put them in the freezer for about 10 minutes, and then take them out and drop them in a bucket of ice and saltwater. You want them to be fully submerged in the water. They will get cold super fast, and the saltwater with ice in it will keep them cold for a long time. Also, I am not going to raid with you guys, bye." And then I left the party.
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I got go guys, I think I'm being swatted.
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Leave
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"Ah, sorry guys. My wife got home." If they're just randoms I'll then delete them so they don't see me still playing. If I know them I'll just log onto my other destiny account and work on those characters
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"Wait, who are you!? What are you doing in my-" "ALLAHU-AKBAR!!!!" -Christoph3rs0n has departed-
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"Wife is standing between me and the TV wearing something see-through. Later."
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Why have to leave when you can let out your inner skrub and make them [i]kick[/i] you
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Turn off your xbox. Go to bed.
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Tell them I have to go to work
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Normally will ask someone a question or something that will get them to say the magic word, then boot them from the fire team for slowing us down.
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Too da loo mutha-blam!-ers!
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Piss them off until I feel like leaving (randoms). Just leave (friends)
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Tell them from the get go you only have X amount of time to do the raid.
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Start mastubating and unmute myself so everyone can hear the slipperly stroking.
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I just stop talking, bring up Ghost and hold triangle tell I'm gone. If I'm leaving a raid cause of some asshats I'm damn sure not going to tell them why. They don't deserve to know, and I have no patience for that.
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I finish the raid.
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Excuse myself properly, mostly saying have to leave to work or that I an important matter to attend to will do.
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i would talk half way then leave to make them think i disconnected