[quote][quote]Titan, bro.
A Titan will always be useful. Even before I started playing as them, and mained Hunter nonstop, I would rather be in a crew full of titans than a bunch of warlocks.
Why? [b]I WILL F***ING TELL YOU WHY![/b]
Titans have [b]ELECTRIC FACEPUNCHES[/b] AND [b]POWERFUL SUPERS[/b] THAT WILL HIT ENEMIES SO HARD IN PVP [b]THEIR BUTTHOLES WILL EXPLODE! [/b]
[b]ROCKET JUMPS[/b] GO SO HIGH IN THE AIR YOU'LL BE LIKE "Hey God" and God will be like "Hey, Tita---" [b]AND YOU'LL PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE[/b] BECAUSE [b]YOU ARE A GOD NOW[/b].
[b][i]LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTNING GRENAAAADES[/i][/b]
"But Feral, you are only a listing offensive capabilities. What about defense stu--" [b]THEY ARE THE BEST DEFENSE CLASS IN THE GAME!!![/b]
YOU WILL PUT UP [b]BUBBLES[/b] AND YOUR TEAM WILL [b]LOVE YOU[/b] AND YOU WILL BE [b]VALUED[/b] AND FEEL [b]HUMAN FRIENDSHIP[/b] AND YOU WILL [b]AMOUNT TO SOMETHING[/b] NO MATTER WHAT [b]MY EX-WIFE SAYS[/b] BECAUSE [b]YOU CAN'T HEAR MY EX-WIFE FROM INSIDE THE BUBBLE[/b] SO [b]F*** YOU THERESA![/b]
YOUR [b]BUBBLES[/b] WILL [b]SUPERCHARGE WEAPONS[/b] OR PERHAPS [b]BEEFMODE SHIELDS[/b] SO YOUR WEAK-ASS TEAMMATES CAN STOP DYING SO FAST!
[b]PUT ON YOUR MAGIC SPACE-ROMAN HELMET AND BLIND ANYTHING WHO ENTERS YOUR BUBBLE![/b]
ITS LIKE A SECRET FORT NOW! [b]NO CAPTAINS ALLOWED[/b]!!!!
[b]INVITE OTHER TITANS INTO YOUR BUBBLE AND THROW DISCO PARTIES AND EAT COCAINE OUT OF THE SKULL OF THE HIVE KNIGHT YOU'VE BEEN PLEASURING YOURSELF WITH!!![/b]
DO IT, PUSSY. DO IT.
[b][i]TITAAAAAAAN![/i][/b][/quote]
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Pfft no thanks
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[b]Screw that Gunslinger. And -blam!-ing anyone revive me![/b]
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Edited by IS0M0RPHIC: 8/11/2015 7:24:38 AMI don't think you can be revived m8
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[b]Damn...[/b]*Got revived by some super natural bullshit* yay!
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*pulls out golden gun* *shoots eye* Oops
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*Dodges* -blam!- that.
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*bullet ricochets into my head*
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*activates fist of havoc and become a meat shield* you don't even calculate goddamn ricochet probabilities?
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-dead-
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-blam!-ing hell.. *revives you*
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*ghost dies*
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What the hell? That dosen't make any sense!
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*soul falls silently into the never ending void, where it will stay for all eternity*
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That's sucks.
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[b]TITAAAAAAAAAAANS![/b]