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8/10/2015 11:24:49 AM
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Turned down sex with my wife. Thought my mic was muted and dropped my headset down around my neck.
Argued for a good 5 minutes about whether I should turn the Xbox off to get laid.
Came back to the team losing their minds, calling me an idiot while simultaneously thanking me for not bailing in the middle of the Templar fight.
English
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Get laid/Get Fatebringer
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get paid, get laid, fatebringorade
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That fate bringer is more important than pussy. You made the right choice.
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LMFAO
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yup this happened to me too. glad i am not the only 1.
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Hmmm, i dont know if i can do that. Boobs are like jedi powers. I be like, WTF! Cant you see im playi- (boobs come out) what is thy bidding master... (she's a personal trainer so its kinda hard to turn that down)
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[quote]Hmmm, i dont know if i can do that. Boobs are like jedi powers. I be like, WTF! Cant you see im playi- (boobs come out) [b][i][u]what[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]is[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]thy[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]bidding[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]master[/u][/i][/b]... (she's a personal trainer so its kinda hard to turn that down)[/quote] I love this
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I know, she sure has her ways ;)
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Lol superb stuff!!
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^this
