Have you ever had those raids where your fire team just doesn't work to you. Either if they just suck, or one of them dropped the n word. You just start thinking HOW can I leave politely or what can I say that is really random and stupid and will confuse them to make my escape? I've gone between saying I've played too much destiny and my eyes hurt or my hamster just got the news that he's been accepted to university, depending on the group.
EDIT: if you want Leave your best leaving lines, serious or not.
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Usually when I say my eyes hurts and I'm getting off its true if I play for more than a couple/few hours it just makes me really freakin tired. But if the team is bad or not working I don't say shit I just leave.