Your parents keep telling you to leave me. I abuse you, mock you, degrade you. But you won't ever leave me. Got you by the nipples. You're locked in. 2 days straight I chained you up to your makeup table and smacked you around with your Martha Stewart cook book. And you still had breakfast ready for me in the morning. That's right Salty, you're here to stay. Put on your special dress and dance for me