My GF talks REALLY REALLY LOUD, like anytime she opens her mouth everyone in the party can hear her, no exaggeration. So pretty much anything she says I'll hit her with a "are you talking again" or "how did you get in my house" that kinda shit. It's especially fun when she says baby I love you and shit like that lol. Usually gets some laughs.
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There's only one cure for a girlfriend that opens her mouth like that.