Well?
Edit 1:
To those of you who farted in my general direction...
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
Edit 2:
[quote]Well...my EV-30 Tumbler is at about 2/3 of a bar.
Oh wait...that is a Sparrow...[/quote]
NightGia wins!
You may cross the bridge!
Edit 3:
Some of you had some surprising responses. Then again...
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
[quote]Ninja Edit
[spoiler]Hello OP (or anyone who has decided to open the spoiler and read all of this).
I'm one of the Bungie.Net Ninjas. We may have met before, we may have interacted, you might have heard of us, or you may have no clue as to who we are and what we do. Well, this little note is to explain some of the things we do. One of the major roles we play is to handle the reports that come in whenever a member clicks on the "Report" button, to let us know that there is a post, a topic or a user that either doesn't understand or isn't following the rules that we all agreed to follow when we joined. But that's not the Ninja function that brought on this note.
The reason I am writing this is because I have retagged your thread. Bungie.Net uses hashtags to designate their major forums and to help keep things organized. Your OP (original post) was opened, created or given a hashtag that well, wasn't the best choice. It could have been that you were browsing through the [u][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Categories]various forum/tags[/url][/u] that are available on the site or app, and clicked on "New Topic" while in a forum that didn't "match up" with the subject matter of your OP. Or, you may have thought "this belongs here", when unfortunately, it doesn't.
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--Cheers[/spoiler][/quote]
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My wife is a European swallower. When I finish, she is definitely laden.
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Edited by Vilhelmus II: 8/12/2015 12:48:00 AMWhat right do you have to ask that question? Honestly, you can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
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African, or European?
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Actually it's not a swallow It's a dead parrot Deceased,passed on , bereft of life This is an ex parrot And therefore cannot carry a coconut at any speed :)
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This post smells of elderberries!
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ZOOT: Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life -- bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear.... We are just not used to handsome Guardians...
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Well.... It is but a scratch. A scratch? Your arms off! No it isn't. Look! I've had worse. You liar! Come on you pansy. Why do you think she is a witch? Because she looks like one! They did this to me! Well we did do the nose. And that hat. But she is a witch! Are you saying that coconuts migrate? No im saying that a swallow could grip it by the husk. It's no a question of where he grips it, it's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. [b][i][u]what if it was carried by an African swallow?[/u][/i][/b]
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This is wonderful
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I love all of you who know what this is from 💕
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Yes. Yes! YES. YES! NYEEEEEEEES!
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Who's he? He must be the king. Why? Cos he's the only one who's not covered in shit! Come along patsy.
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Nu! Nu!
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What type of swallow are we talking about here (item or act)? Different materials so different velocities. Will need more information to provide a proper quantification.
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Depends. Which kind? African or European?
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It depends: is it an African swallow, or an European swallow? Who cares, NI NI NI NI NI!!!!
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Depends. African or European
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We better not risk another frontal assault, that Crota's dynamite.
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I needed a Monty Python thread to complete my day. Thank you, based OP.
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That depends, African or European?
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Well that depends, is it a European or an African swallow?
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We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
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Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
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american or european?
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Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat it's wings 43 times every second, right? PLEASE! Am I right? I'm not interested!
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I will stay here and guard this post till you get back!
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Average speed or specific? Metric or Imperial? African or European?