Have you ever had those raids where your fire team just doesn't work to you. Either if they just suck, or one of them dropped the n word. You just start thinking HOW can I leave politely or what can I say that is really random and stupid and will confuse them to make my escape? I've gone between saying I've played too much destiny and my eyes hurt or my hamster just got the news that he's been accepted to university, depending on the group.
EDIT: if you want Leave your best leaving lines, serious or not.
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The only time I have ever really bailed was on this PUG from lfg.net. On VoG they spent 15 minutes, 5 of them, trying to hold down the other 2 building portals outside while I held top-right by myself. Which, ya know, isn't hard. We were all 32 at the time. So after 15 minutes when the tower was built to almost 0%, I was like... "Hey guys... Listen..." "Yeah, what's up man?" "Well, it's just..." "What's going on...?" "You guys really suck at this game. I don't have time for this. See ya." AtlantaBravest has left the game. But I didn't leave the party so I could hear their reaction. And they were like... "Guys, is he right? Do we suck?" It seriously made them sit there and discuss for several minutes whether or not they were a shit team. It was hilarious.