> be crota > hiding deep inside the moon > hide n seek champ 2014 > arch nemesis Bungie releases Dark Below DLC > ohf**k.jpg > guardians can now skydive into my realm of glitches and cheeses > no worries tho > be supreme overload of thrall every where > no 1 ken stahp me with unlimited thrall > watching from my throne room > guardians cheesing like no other > been beefing up security for no raisin > alluakbar lamps I installed only propel guardians through my maze faster > guardians get through abyss no problem > oh nooooo > the bridge will stap them > send out swordbearer to smash guardians for real now > he's met by 6 gjallarhorn rockets > oh nooooo > guardians use his sword to fly across the bridge > wtf bro ur not even gonna active the sync plate? > IT'S FINE IT'S FINE > send out shrek and Fiona > wait wut?? > 4 guardians standing on top of the map with ice breakers > shrek and Fiona are destroyed immediately > guardians blow up my shreekers like nothing >one last resort > my main hoe Death Singer >guardians destroy my side hoe wizards > oh noooooo > oh sh*t the walls around my crystal are gone > my girl gone dieee > tell death singer to sing that new hit single by Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez to decimate the guardians > death singer is engulfed in gjallarhorn rockets >whatever I guess > they'll never figure out how to summon me by standing on the crystal > 5 seconds later > all 6 guardians standing on the crystal > I'm summoned wtffff > Take my physical form but accidently drop my chalice of light > sh*t I can't walk down stairs I can't get my chalice :( > send out my swordbearer again > hear the sound of 6 heavy synths being popped in the distance > swordbearer is promoptly met by 6 more gjallarhorn rockets > ohhhh noooooo > what's happening??? > they fire at me now > I'm covered in Wolfpack rounds > good bye cruel Moon > I go down to my knee in pain. > invisible hunter snuck up on me and is now smashing me like I turned his purple engram into a blue fusion rifle. > I'm withering, my health is... gone [spoiler]>and as that valiant hunter lays the last hit to end my life[/spoiler] [spoiler]>I lose my grasp on my six most valuable possessions[/spoiler] [spoiler]>crota has dropped (6) no land beyonds[/spoiler]