Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When your chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best And always look on the bright side of life Whistle (x7) Always look on the light side of life Whistle (x7) If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing When you're felling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle That's the thing And always look on the bright side of life Whistle (x7) Always look on the right side of life Whistle (x7) For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow Forget about your sin Give the audience a grin Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow So always look on the bright side of death Whistle (x7) And just before your terminal breath Whistle (x7) Life's a piece of shit When you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you And always look on the bright side of life Whistle (x7) Always look on the right side of life Whistle (x7) "Come on boys cheer up" Always look on the bright side of life Whistle (x7) Always look on the bright side of life Whistle (x7) "Worse things happen at see you know" Always look on the bright side of life Whistle (x7) Always look on the bright side of life Whistle (x7) "What ya gonna lose, you came from nothing! What us gonna lose! Nothing!"

its ok

Ah. OK. My favorite poem, just for you. Nous aurons des lits pleins d'odeurs légères, Des divans profonds comme des tombeaux, Et d'étranges fleurs sur des étagères, Ecloses pour nous sous des cieux plus beaux. Usant à l'envi leurs chaleurs dernières, Nos deux coeurs seront deux vastes flambeaux, Qui réfléchiront leurs doubles lumières Dans nos deux esprits, ces miroirs jumeaux. Un soir fait de rose et de bleu mystique, Nous échangerons un éclair unique, Comme un long sanglot, tout chargé d'adieux; Et plus tard un Ange, entr'ouvrant les portes, Viendra ranimer, fidèle et joyeux, Les miroirs ternis et les flammes mortes. [spoiler]Somebody reply so I can come back later to translate. [/spoiler]

I'll make you a song :P Fire and Ice Wasn't feeling so gud He bumped it up twice And got support from the flood Some "top keks", lols And a desticle or two, But deep down in b.net The floods there for you So get rid of your sadness Get a smile on that face You are in offtopic, What a wonderful place! Besides all the shitposts We're a wonderful lot So try and be happy! A little food for thought.

What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDENGUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOURENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET,SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADE DANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OFTEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!!!!!!!

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Just soak in the horse vag and achieve bliss.

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Go die in a fire.

What's red, green and spins real fast? [spoiler]A frog in a blender[/spoiler]

Roses are red True love is rare Booty booty booty Rockin' everywhere

Watch the original Batman movie with Adam West. That's what I do when I'm sad.

*walks into kitchen* *wraps self in duct tape* *has gf pour Vaseline all over me* *all slippery* *rolls on floor like slug* [i]- Excerpt from xurs diary[/i]