Streaking
Pull pranks on everybody I like
Shoot everybody I don't care for with a BB gun
Nuke North Korea
Hide in suitcases in the store and scare people
Ambush a drug deal and burn everything
Go to Planet Fitness, grunt and slam weights
Proposition every sexy lady ever
Murder a feminist
Murder a liberal
Tell Bruce Jenner that I'm a helisexual
English
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Well, that's a lot to get done, but I'm sure you'll manage it.