I heard "i dont care if youre pregnant, im going to shove my cell phone so far up there my son will be able to text me when he is coming out."
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[quote]I heard "i dont care if youre pregnant, im going to shove my cell phone so far up there my son will be able to text me when he is coming out."[/quote]
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But how would he text him if he had his phone?
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They clearly had that next level family plan
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[quote]They clearly had that next level family plan[/quote]
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[quote][quote]They clearly had that next level family plan[/quote][/quote]
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[quote][quote][quote]They clearly had that next level family plan[/quote][/quote][/quote]
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Ooh that father thought of everything
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[quote]Ooh that father thought of everything[/quote] true
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Haha that's a good one...
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That's disgusting I would have called the police
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I was too busy dying of laughter to care
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Bwahaha
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Hahaha!
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