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8/13/2015 5:46:29 PM
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My wife was trying to get me to quit playing and go to the store with her. I told her I'm in the middle of a raid and I I'll be a dick if I left. So to -blam!- with me she pulls my junk out and starts to go to town on it. I lose my concentration and my team start to tell me to get my head in the game. I tell my wife what my team said and she yells, "his head is busy -blam!-ing my mouth right now, sorry". Complete silence, we all die and I got the boot. Wife stops and says, "looks like you're done. Let's go". Win for the wife.
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I get yelled at, hit, than ignored for the day
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Sorry dude. I realize my situation was not the rule but the proverbial exception. But it was awesome.
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So you get a bj to tempt you off, I get evil stares, huffing and puffing and a load of shit afterwards? Sounds like rng screwed me again.....
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Ha ha ha.
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yeah that left hand aka stranger in the night aka "wife" sure are rascals.
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Wow! Whered you get her? Thats awesome!
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He didn't. Just his left hand.
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jersey. After a few beers and some shots.
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Hmmm... Well, maybe not as great as I had in mind... Still, props for having a girl who gets you off to get you off... of the console...
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Thanks. What can I say. I got an exotic out of a purple engram.
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Awww, you mean her? Thats so sweet!
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So fake.
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Sorry guardian. But it seems that I live in a better reality than you. Maybe you need to level up your "light".
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Edited by InfectReality: 9/10/2015 1:52:17 AMTrying to convince a bunch of autists on a game that is in beta that you have a real caitlyn Jenner? Seems real and legit.
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Whatever you say boss.
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My pleasure.
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Or your wife's pleasure ;)
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Indeed Bump.
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Legend
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10/10 -IGN
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Ha ha ha...nice!
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Necrobump this shit now.
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This is gold.
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*Fist Bump* Carry on guardian carry on..
