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Edited by irishfreak:
8/15/2015 11:15:17 PM
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The Anti-salt shelter, we need supplies!
Come here to be safe from the salt on the forums. What can you bring to help?
We have food rations for this who need it
Edit-Salt is allowed for popcorn and french fries!! All foods can have salt!
Edit2- the windows have been locked down!! The door still stands open for those needing shelter!
We have Darude saltstorm in the jukebox.
We also have through the salt and flame
The salt is still flowing strong!
We need weapons! Tanks! Warthogs! Tricycles!
We're running out of water, French fires, and popcorn!! Quick! We need more!
This video shows the response to the salt. All the salt... In a can. It's horrifying.
https://youtu.be/_haw_YDC_zo
Alright boys. We've spent our time cowering, letting our numbers grow.. But it's time we strike back! No longer will we sit passively in here while those salty sons of guns bear on our door, we are gonna show em' what it's like to be ALIVE! There is nothing a shogun can't solve! There is NO sickness that a tank shell cannnnot cure! They've driven us into a corner, and it's about time we fight back! *pats tank* usually the lord works in strange and mysterious ways... But not today! This here is 66 tons of HE-spewing DEVINE intervention... If God is love.... Then you can call me Cupid.
They're tough, but they ain't invincible.
The vex are by our side!
We have smart AI on our side as well!
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5 RepliesI've brought 3,000 sandwichs
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4 RepliesI've come from anon pig's refuge camp. I thought we were the only ones glad to see there are More survivors
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I have a rare pair of Saltbreaker Gauntlets I don't often use, I cab donate them to a guardian in need.
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I am a merchant with many sales and supplies, feel free to look around
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HOLY SHIT!!!!! THE CURSED HELM OF SALT-14!!!!!!!!!! BURRN IT!!!!!!!!
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2 RepliesBut but... Our fries... Without salt?
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I brought down shovels we can use to shovel the salt out.
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1 ReplyWater to quench our dry throats from all the salt outside the door
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Brace yourselves for a new salty hurricane
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1 ReplyNo one can escape me.
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2 RepliesNO,WAIT,LET ME IN!!!
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You need to let me here the salt Is drowning me
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3 RepliesI have High Blood pressure. I need a MEDIC!
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1 ReplyPlease let me in! I brought beer and barbecue and salads!
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*Brings WalMart*
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4 RepliesI work at a movie theater. Let me grab more popcorn. *puts on radiation suit and runs out*
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2 RepliesIm bringing bags of sugar!!!! The salt ships are firing salt shakers!!!! I need support!!!!!!!!!
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2 RepliesShit man! I had my skin shredded by that salt storm out there! You guys have first aid!?
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1 ReplyI've got 3 ar's and have been stockpiling ammo and MREs for years. I'm here.
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2 RepliesThere's more salt in these forums than Rhabby_V
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I have news from the outside! The gajllarhorn salt is dissipating but it's still not safe to go out without a suit!
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3 Replies*starts bonfire out of elitist skulls* [spoiler]-blam!- YEA[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWho wants cookies?
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1 ReplyDamn i finished all my popcorn watching the salt about gjally, sorry guys!
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I just read your entire post imagining Sgt Johnson's voice... Needless to say it was amazing
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1 ReplyWorking double time here...
