Come here to be safe from the salt on the forums. What can you bring to help?
We have food rations for this who need it
Edit-Salt is allowed for popcorn and french fries!! All foods can have salt!
Edit2- the windows have been locked down!! The door still stands open for those needing shelter!
We have Darude saltstorm in the jukebox.
We also have through the salt and flame
The salt is still flowing strong!
We need weapons! Tanks! Warthogs! Tricycles!
We're running out of water, French fires, and popcorn!! Quick! We need more!
This video shows the response to the salt. All the salt... In a can. It's horrifying.
https://youtu.be/_haw_YDC_zo
Alright boys. We've spent our time cowering, letting our numbers grow.. But it's time we strike back! No longer will we sit passively in here while those salty sons of guns bear on our door, we are gonna show em' what it's like to be ALIVE! There is nothing a shogun can't solve! There is NO sickness that a tank shell cannnnot cure! They've driven us into a corner, and it's about time we fight back! *pats tank* usually the lord works in strange and mysterious ways... But not today! This here is 66 tons of HE-spewing DEVINE intervention... If God is love.... Then you can call me Cupid.
They're tough, but they ain't invincible.
The vex are by our side!
We have smart AI on our side as well!
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I bring Xur bought Gjallarhorn's. If the salt comes near the shelter I'll just form a barricade of Gally's, the salt is incapable of passing through them.
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I brought xur with us Shoot gallys at the salt!
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No storage could hold the amount of salt this forum has had today.
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Noooooooo don't close the door on meeeeee
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It's raining salt, we need some Titans to pop up AoL bubbles!
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Dang we need to build some dams for all these TEARS!
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Gimme shelter!
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I have plenty of Gatorade so nobody dehydrates!
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Edited by ThatBloodyCat: 8/14/2015 7:50:28 PMThrowing special coins at your windows in case you need to buy more salt!
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You need popcorn, I got some ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I got free salt sex tapes
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I BROUGHT BEER
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Join the salt defense force we need help defending against the salt https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/146628790/0/0
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The injured is suffering from the salt being in their eyes. Their pain is severe the only thing that seems to get rid of it is the dismantling of the Baller-horn. Any donations will help greatly. HELP THE FIGHT AGAINST THIS NEW EYE-SALT CANCER.
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Hahahahahahaha
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/146628790/0/0=salt defense force
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It's mighty salty out there bretheren!!
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lock it down now!
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BARRICADE THE DOOR
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I'll watch from the roof *grabs my thorn,icebreaker and gally*
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I'm actually crying because it is so weirdly fitting.
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Lmao...that video describes the saltiness in the forums to a T! Like that one guy says lol [i]"It smells like foreskin"[/i] I'll remember this day till the day I die lol
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Im laughing so hard at everything right now
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i have some sea salt if you guys want some.....
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I brought fish. And now, we make Bacalhau from the tears for all the Portugesh Guardians.
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Running out of popcorn? Never fear, I brought some more.