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Edited by irishfreak:
8/15/2015 11:15:17 PM
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The Anti-salt shelter, we need supplies!
Come here to be safe from the salt on the forums. What can you bring to help?
We have food rations for this who need it
Edit-Salt is allowed for popcorn and french fries!! All foods can have salt!
Edit2- the windows have been locked down!! The door still stands open for those needing shelter!
We have Darude saltstorm in the jukebox.
We also have through the salt and flame
The salt is still flowing strong!
We need weapons! Tanks! Warthogs! Tricycles!
We're running out of water, French fires, and popcorn!! Quick! We need more!
This video shows the response to the salt. All the salt... In a can. It's horrifying.
https://youtu.be/_haw_YDC_zo
Alright boys. We've spent our time cowering, letting our numbers grow.. But it's time we strike back! No longer will we sit passively in here while those salty sons of guns bear on our door, we are gonna show em' what it's like to be ALIVE! There is nothing a shogun can't solve! There is NO sickness that a tank shell cannnnot cure! They've driven us into a corner, and it's about time we fight back! *pats tank* usually the lord works in strange and mysterious ways... But not today! This here is 66 tons of HE-spewing DEVINE intervention... If God is love.... Then you can call me Cupid.
They're tough, but they ain't invincible.
The vex are by our side!
We have smart AI on our side as well!
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7 RepliesWho wants a to name this tragic forum burning event? The great gjallerea? Plx input ideas so it may be written down in the citys archives.
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I'm here and brought buckets to hold off the tears!
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4 RepliesI'm here sir... Barely... I'm not gonna make it actually....... Send me out with a Bang...
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WE ARE ALL SNAILS MELTING UNDER THE IMMENCE DOWNFALL OF SALT
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I need that hawkmoon.. Rngesus seems to be mad at me!
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1 ReplyI read that as the anti-salt shader... But anyways, I can donate a ton of sugar substitutes. That oughta ward off the salt.
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Got salt for margaritas? I'm selling them at 500 glimmer apiece. I also have anti - hater shades for the brightness of the hate for 200 glimmer too.
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I got some more popcorn
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I've got some kick ass soft pretzels that are in need of some salt! I'll send them your way.
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HELP ME!!!! I AM OUT OF WATER AND I AM GETTING DEHYDRATED FROM ALL THIS SALT!!!!! I GOT THE GOUT!!!!! IT HURTS!!!!!
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1 ReplyWho needs popcorn when you have tequila.
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3 RepliesI brought spaghetti, who wants some?
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I've got Skolas the Kell of the House of Orange Soda's on speed dial. Just tell me if we need drinks.
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5 RepliesSetting up a popcorn stand, 200 glimmer a bag, non salted.(salt can be gotten for free by putting you bag in the forums for about 3 seconds) 250 a bag buttered and 300 a bag Carmel and kettle. I also sell coke and lemonade. 100 for regular and 200 for large. [i]thank u and have a wonderful, salt free day![/i]
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I have brought a popcorn generator. U type the kind of popcorn and what u want on it, and it gives it to u free
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I brought more popcorn! Quickly, give it outď
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Please... help me... *collapses in doorway* So... much... salt... agh...
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3 RepliesDon't worry, I have supplies. Let's see I've got Parmesan, red pepper flakes, cilantro, sugar, black pepper, annnd what's that in the back... Oh god no.. I'm so sorry everyone...(garbled screams)
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We are from the salt shelter we are happy to grant you supplies
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Edited by porygonman: 8/14/2015 10:21:43 PMIf you need suplies, come get some here www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/146455593 Tell the world ive gone into #offtopic to seek a better life. Good luck, signing out...
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It's burning to the ground! I was able to escape my captors in the salt mines, and I've finally made it. I was able to bring back some rations (noodles, water, assorted fruits, etc). I also brought some concrete. We need to start building defenses
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1 ReplyI have trawled through a desert of salt, climbed the great jhorn salt mountains, fought the trolls and laughed in their faces. I have muted many of them, but I have grown tired of that fight, they are too many. I have done all this to bring beer to the sanctuary. Cold. Beer.
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1 ReplyI come bringing gifts WARM COOOOKIESSSS
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I've got porn,popcorn and waffle mix and a waffle iron
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I think "Razor Hail" may be a more accurate term at this point.
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I've been going from shelter to shelter delivering supplies I don't even know what I'm delivering because there's so much salt in my eyes I barely made it
