Come here to be safe from the salt on the forums. What can you bring to help?
We have food rations for this who need it
Edit-Salt is allowed for popcorn and french fries!! All foods can have salt!
Edit2- the windows have been locked down!! The door still stands open for those needing shelter!
We have Darude saltstorm in the jukebox.
We also have through the salt and flame
The salt is still flowing strong!
We need weapons! Tanks! Warthogs! Tricycles!
We're running out of water, French fires, and popcorn!! Quick! We need more!
This video shows the response to the salt. All the salt... In a can. It's horrifying.
https://youtu.be/_haw_YDC_zo
Alright boys. We've spent our time cowering, letting our numbers grow.. But it's time we strike back! No longer will we sit passively in here while those salty sons of guns bear on our door, we are gonna show em' what it's like to be ALIVE! There is nothing a shogun can't solve! There is NO sickness that a tank shell cannnnot cure! They've driven us into a corner, and it's about time we fight back! *pats tank* usually the lord works in strange and mysterious ways... But not today! This here is 66 tons of HE-spewing DEVINE intervention... If God is love.... Then you can call me Cupid.
They're tough, but they ain't invincible.
The vex are by our side!
We have smart AI on our side as well!
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I've been going from shelter to shelter delivering supplies I don't even know what I'm delivering because there's so much salt in my eyes I barely made it
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Alright... i got a few supplies... here you go bros... steak, water and pills... im gonna go back to the wild now, good luck...
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Smoggypluto will save us
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Knock...knock.....knock......can I please come in. They are taking over the tower.
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Go to anonpigs post. It's an open shelter to everyone. We have loads of supplies.
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This is excellent. Finally, somewhere to hide! there's so much salt out there...
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I think I'll come back to the forums once the saltiness has been washed away. But I'm glad people are making forums for refugee from the salt.
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Screw the popcorn what about hydration, people are dying of thirst from all this salt!!!!!
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I brought sour patch kids but they are all salty.
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I got some pizza from luigis who likes pepperoni?
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Get used to weapons and armor getting stronger as time goes on, that's how long running loot based games work. Coming from MMOs I wouldn't expect to use a Short Sword Of The Ykesha 10-15 expansions down the line, it was 1337 at the start but by the next couple expansions it wasn't as useful as the new stuff. It's the CoD mentality people have where they found what's overpowered and run the same setup every game till the next CoD comes out, ya gotta move with the times. Xurning is earning when all drops are rng anyway. LOADING, PLEASE WAIT.... De-salting process engaged!
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Nooooo! I'm drowning!
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Il chill in here until the saltiness is gone after a couple days. I have fruity pebbles to get rid of the salt
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Holy shit save me! I'm drowning in all the bitch ass saltiness!
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im guessing you all xurned your Ghorn.
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So much salt the Dead Sea looks like drinking water
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I brought about 5000 rawmens and a micro wave it might now be the healthiest choice but it will keep us alive
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I brought a fire truck.... to put out the burning forums.
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I brought bagels, soup, a microwave, Deej, a conventional oven,and bread. Along with a lot of water.
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There's so much salt out there, I feel so... Salty...
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Brought tons of spaghetti, i knew this day would come.
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Is there a safe place I can roast my marshmallows over the burning forums?
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Is this place safe from the galley salt storm?
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Knocks on door. I brought beer
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Need shelter! Just went out of home and found my dog marinated! Saltstorm here in Venice too! And we r used to salty waters..but this .mother of god..
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I've brought 3,000 sandwichs