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8/14/2015 9:26:51 AM
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I EARNED MY BALLAHORN THOUGH RNG! Clearly my dice roll means I have a larger digital penis then everyone who needed Xur to win a dice roll. Clearly. RNGesus = massive digital penis. Xur = tiny artificial digital penis. Clearly.
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