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8/14/2015 2:49:46 PM
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[b]a guy reading a news pad joins in
Leaning back with tea
He sounds like Liam neeson [/b]
He just called you a cannibal
English
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[i]Not cool.[/i] *Turns towards you and shoves a severed finger into his mouth* [i]Wanna fight him?[/i]
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Me.? I'm good You?
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[i]Im just itching for a fight[/i]
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Well, ok Let's meet in the courtyard
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[i]NOT INTERESTING ENOUGH[/i] *Produces a multi barreled weapon from seemingly thin air, and fires what appears to be normal tennis balls through the front window at the street* [i]WHOOHOO[/i] *Manically* *The balls explode into fireworks and blow a hole through the front of the shop* *Runs into the street*
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[b]grabs bow Hits the back of your knee going straight through[/b]
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*Shoots you in the face with the fireworks gun on the way down*
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[b]dodges and fires a charged shot from a lazer hand cannon [/b]
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*The fire works explode behind you and throw off your aim* *Kicks the gun out of your hand and balls fists*
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[b]the shot still hits He side kicks you [/b]
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*The kick bounces off of metal cybernetic enhancements* *punches you in the face, with the force not coming from the servo motors in Tarkson's mechanical arm, but the hydrogen rocket poking out of his elbow* [spoiler]You just got punched in the face by a rocket[/spoiler] [i]Ouchy...[/i] *A sizzling hole is seen in Tarkson's thigh* [i]Good thing I still have this[/i] *Picks up giant gun*
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Edited by Devious_Melons: 8/16/2015 3:07:31 PM[b]runs towards you While armour is hardening Pushes the gun upwards and jabs you in the throat [/b]
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[b]the mask is damaged[/b] [spoiler]nite[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]kk nite nite [/spoiler]
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*The bartender flips a switch and a force field closes around the front of the shop* "Enjoy a fight just outside while sipping your coffee comfortably!!!!" *The shop begins to repair itself, the wooden beams growing back as the glass flows from the tops of the frames to fill the empty holes*
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[i]MY BAD[/i] *Gets shot in leg* [i]I'll pay for-[/i] *Gets kicked in side* [i]-damages![/i]
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"Thank ye kindly!!"
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*The bartender chuckles at this, then continues cleaning a mug of coffee*
