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Edited by irishfreak:
8/15/2015 11:15:17 PM
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The Anti-salt shelter, we need supplies!
Come here to be safe from the salt on the forums. What can you bring to help?
We have food rations for this who need it
Edit-Salt is allowed for popcorn and french fries!! All foods can have salt!
Edit2- the windows have been locked down!! The door still stands open for those needing shelter!
We have Darude saltstorm in the jukebox.
We also have through the salt and flame
The salt is still flowing strong!
We need weapons! Tanks! Warthogs! Tricycles!
We're running out of water, French fires, and popcorn!! Quick! We need more!
This video shows the response to the salt. All the salt... In a can. It's horrifying.
https://youtu.be/_haw_YDC_zo
Alright boys. We've spent our time cowering, letting our numbers grow.. But it's time we strike back! No longer will we sit passively in here while those salty sons of guns bear on our door, we are gonna show em' what it's like to be ALIVE! There is nothing a shogun can't solve! There is NO sickness that a tank shell cannnnot cure! They've driven us into a corner, and it's about time we fight back! *pats tank* usually the lord works in strange and mysterious ways... But not today! This here is 66 tons of HE-spewing DEVINE intervention... If God is love.... Then you can call me Cupid.
They're tough, but they ain't invincible.
The vex are by our side!
We have smart AI on our side as well!
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Edited by Kevin5190: 8/14/2015 7:13:40 PMSeptember 15th, 2015 *A speaker stands at a podium in front of enormous crowd gathered outside the shelter* "And now, we have overcome one of the greatest challenges humanity has ever faced. The crisis is over, and we have become stronger as a community. "Thanks to the efforts of thousands of selfless volunteers, the salt has been cleansed from the face of the earth. The world is once again safe for human habitation; no longer will we struggle against the toxicity of the place we once called home. The world is ours once more. As we honor the heroic sacrifices of those who--" *Aide rushes out with an urgent message for the speaker* "Excuse us folks, this will be just a moment." *The speaker steps down and listens intently* "Mhmm... Yeah. Of course I know what day it is, why do you think I'm giving this speech?! Wait, there's something else?! Oh no.... Don't tell me... Weapons tuning? Nerfs? The Taken King?" *Runs back to podium and addresses crowd* "I'm sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, but it appears there is another possible emergency on our hands. We are taking all available precautions and there's no need to pan--" *Salt begins raining everywhere, screaming is heard, klaxons start wailing* "EVERYONE BACK INSIDE THE SHELTER NOW!!! PREPARE TO SEAL THE BLAST DOORS!!"
