My fireteam of 6 walks into the party.......we all equip gallys.......everyone then just blows is off and pretends we aren't there......then they look closely. Our gallys are maxed. Man at the bar says to my fireteam "hey guardians, your drinks are on me tonight." We all sit down with queens web equipped and our wolf pack gallys are our backs. Xur walks in and stumbles into the bar. Then he looks and my fireteam and our "earned" gallys and says. "Those are true guardians of the light." An angered Titan stands up and yells. "Now we are all true guardians of the light!"(equips gally). Xur replies. "No you are the guardians that were stupid enough to buy a gally from me just so I can nerf it. While these guardians saved you a ton of time and effort carrying you through the raids." My fireteam walks over to the fire pit in the center of the bar. We all through our gallys in the pit(which dismantles it). "We no longer need this crutch, we will now face the darkness with the light of our fellow guardians." We all walk out leaving everyone in the bar astonished as they hold their precious gallys close. I say to my raid brothers......"they will soon follow"
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This was the stupidest thing I've ever read
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Amen...
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Gaha I had a Gjallarhorn 2 weeks before he sold it,and its not even maxed cause I'm lazy. And why would you need carried through raids with a Gjallarhorn? Icebreakers useful enough ;3
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Haha just want everyone to stop freaking out. It's gonna be nerfed and be useless to everyone
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It will not be useless it will still put out the most damage of any year one exotic launcher.
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Yea,I'm happy for all the people who got it.