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Did I ask you that exact question once before or are you simply avoiding yet again?
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Are you high?
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Did you just wake up?
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Don't you think that that would explain why I wasn't responding?
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Don't you feel like you've wasted your day away waking up so late?
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How do you know that it's not the morning for me?
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Wouldn't "late" be a matter of ones definition of late?
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Wouldn't you then say that you should have clarified as to how "late" it was for me?
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What if I made an honest mistake?
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What if you did?
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What if I apologized?
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Wouldn't you think that that would be best?
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Will you forgive me?
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How would that change our relationship if I were to say no?
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When did I agree to a relationship with you?
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When did we break up?
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Why didn't you go to prom with me?
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Why didn't you answer your phone when I asked you?
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Why did you call me to ask instead of making it special?
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Why do you care if I make it special or not?
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Doesn't everyone want to feel special?
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Is that a mentally challenged joke?
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Are you accusing me of being cruel and insensitive?
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Are you implying that I would think such a thing?
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Wait, what's a brojob?