Every so often I am consumed by an almost primal desire to feast upon the flesh of my fellow man. Even now the idea of sinking my teeth into succulent, supple flesh and tearing it straight from the bone causes my mouth to water almost uncontrollably, though I have thankfully managed to keep these powerful urges in check. Only once has instinct gotten the better of me, but allow me to say there's no evidence left of what transpired and I've since been able to deal with the temptation effectively.
At least until last earlier today. So I'm interested in what advice someone more experienced in these matters might be able to provide.
And no judgement. :)
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Eat some jelly babies.