[spoiler]Oh[/spoiler]
[b]*Chelovek raises his fist*[/b]
What is in this case will have no negative consequences on this planet, the people, or the shit-stains on your mothers mattress. It will only affect us, and we will only use it on us. Wether not it will work for our purposes, I cannot say. I can definitely tell you that not letting me go can go two ways:
1. I detonate the 10 pounds of C4 strapped to me for situations like this, which will also disturb the Bread in this suitcase and therefore destroy this continent and possibly make this forsaken planet uninhabitable.
2. The Bread in this suitcase degrades to the point to which it becomes highly toxic, and also possibly makes this planet uninhabitable.
I will have the benevolence to give you a third option, however.
3. You let me go and I can assure you no harm will happen to this planet.
The choice is yours and the clock is ticking.
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