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8/15/2015 11:17:59 PM
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[b]He tackles you.[/b] "YOU WILL DIE!"
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I buck you off and nick you with a knife edged with sedatives and jump down a couple flights of stairs.
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[b]All that shit burns off of him because fire and he's down the flight of stairs waiting for you already.[/b]
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I take out a knife and fling it at a wall, and I jump through the small hole that appears.
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[b]Is still waiting for you in the next room.[/b]
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"WHAT ARE YOU, THE FÛCKIN FLASH?" I pull out a smoke bomb and ignite it, and when it clears i'm gone.
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[b]Im right next to you still.[/b]
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"OH COME ON! FINE JUST KILL ME WITH YOUR OP ASS."
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[b]He laughs.[/b] "Well I can teleport so that's how I followed you and the smoke. I control smoke and fire and just followed you."
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Edited by Deceiver: 8/15/2015 11:37:26 PM"I'm actually going to cloroform you now." I pull out my flask and drink. "And not going to just be regular cloroform. I'm gonna add some special stuff to it. By the way, that sedative was enough to get Python drowsy."
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"Why?"
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"Well, let me run down the reasons, you scared the shit out of me, made waste some of my strongest sedative, and one of my explosive knives."
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"Well let me tell you IT'S YOUR GOD DAMN FAULT!"
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"WELL YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO SAMURAI JACK ON MY ASS!"
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Edited by EvoTymes: 8/15/2015 11:47:06 PM"REAL FUNNY! BECAUSE MY NAME IS JACK AND I WEILD A FŪCKING KATANA! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TRY TO DRUG ME!" [spoiler]Lol nice one.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Deceiver: 8/15/2015 11:48:49 PM"I ALREADY SAID IT WAS JUST WATER!" [spoiler]Forgot your name was Jack[/spoiler]
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"HOW THE HELL DO I KNOW IF YOUR LIYING OR NOT?!"
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"I MAY BE A DRUNK BUT I'M AN HONEST ONE!"
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"I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOUR DRUNK OR NOT! IF IT LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE WAS GOING TO DRUG YOU, YOU WOULD TAKE IT AS A JOKE?!
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"IT DEPENDS ON THE PERSON! IF IT WAS A RANDOM PERSON, THEN YES. BUT YOU KNOW ME!"
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"FINE! CAN WE STOP YELLING?!"
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"Sure."
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"Alright cool. So you said you lost an explosive knife and some sedatives?"
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"They're not hard to replace. Plus, I'd never drug you. You're too fun to talk to."
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[b]He laughs. [/b] "Well thanks."
