https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/207584122
[u][i][b]HERE IT IS EVERYBODY!!![/b][/i][/u]
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We get it, you're small but..... Wait for it....... You can fend with your blade?
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*Pokes Aerile*
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How Aerile and Storm Met --[i]whoosh[/i]-- Aerile: "Ah, such a nice day today." "Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... On days like this, kids like me... Should find a boyfriend! ( ◕ل͜◕ )" Aerile is walking through a make-shift park made out of Golden Age crates. She casually sits on one watching guardians in the distance kill some random assholes. Aer: "*sigh* Such a wonderful day..." --[b][i]Rasputin is dropping a warsat[/i][/b]-- *whoosh* [b][i]BANG[/i][/b] Aerile is sent flying from the shake and dusts herself off and investigates. She walks to the warsat and shortly after a random stormcaller shows up on his sparrow and scans the warsat. A: "Hello!" Stormcaller: "Whoa! You can speak english?" A: "Yeah. My name is Aerile." S: "Nice to meet you, my name is..." All of a sudden, hive attack the two and the stormcaller readies his Suros Regime. Aerile stares in awe as the infinite power of the almighty regime tears through the stormcaller's foes. The sleek design, beautiful sights, and excellent perks made the regime the new meta. Aerile starts to blush after the Stormcaller heroically defends the warsat with his all-powerful regime. A: "T-thats a very powerful gun you have..." S: "I know, it's the best of it's kind." A: "You know, I'm quite attracted to men who can quickscope..." S: "Oh really? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" A: "...yeah, really... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" S: "C'mere, b0ss." They embrace each other and hug and kiss and all thAT ROMANTIC SHIT. A: "mm goOD SHIT AW YEAH" S: "are you satisfIED BØSS" A: "not until you get in the bED DADDY" S: "K" They get in the bed and play CoD BO3 and noscope everyone while flexing their dongers, and lived hAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END GOOD SHIT 8/8 👌👀👀👌👀👀👀👀👀👌👌👌
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How is this still a trendy topic??
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Edited by TheLastRib: 3/21/2016 2:30:50 AMVery nice artwork :) if only it were a real character in-game. OH maybe new companions it would be awesome to have a fallen companion to talk to ghosts are getting boring and don't say much im gonna go start a Pitetion
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Ever killed a guardian?
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Haven't seen this thread in a while, was starting to wonder if finally...
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Question for the peoples- Do you think I should start Twitch streaming?
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This post is [i]really[/i] old, and the people/fallen are still working with it. I congratulate it on getting this far. Cheers.
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What are your thoughts on this? http://imgur.com/gC7qyOX
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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, would it be alien vs predator?
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Why was Askor arrested for? [spoiler][i]Vandalism[/i][/spoiler] Tru story
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If a priest blessed an Avocado, does that make it holy guacamole?
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Oh my god this post is still alive!
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I can't believe this thread still hasn't died
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Still cute tho.
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CE Magnum or Thorn?
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*bay doors open* *jumps out of ketch, shooting up dust as feet touch the ground* *Fallen army lines up* STAND FIRM!! [i]Fallen Army: HOOYAH[/i] Now we wait. *Tenvorock and Fallen army wait patiently, without saying a word, and without moving*
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Edited by Wamper: 3/24/2016 5:24:05 PMI'm calling it, the Poe is going to be the new nightfall after April update.
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HOW MANY COMMENTS DOES THIS HAVE, HOLY CRAP
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Well-woop-dee-doo!
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Edited by RoXaS_13: 3/24/2016 5:50:07 AMPsst... Aerile?
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*slow claps* I've never seen a forum post/convo thread go to hell and back like this, unless Pokemon was mentioned. Take that as you will. To many have been taken.....