Why does it have boobs? That's a real question.

Hello. Currently, I'm undergoing a house of rain rebuilding project and need a live fallen to come to to the Vex networks. So far I've had no luck in finding willing subjects, so will you join? The first I'm going to extract are Daron the Baron and Greg the Dreg.

*bay doors open, walks out of Ketch* * jumps off of bay door, landing on the ground, dust swirling around him as the engines of the Ketch make Hurricane noise* *Tenvorock is followed by Vandals and Captains, Shanks and Dregs about 20 of each* ALRIGHT!! Start searching!! Find NukeHawk, Echo, The Shank, all of them!! Find them at all costs or suffer a fate worse than death!! *Fallen Army disperses*

Wow, this post will never disappear will it

So I'm bored, anyone care to fight? I promise I won't go easy on any of you.

Kinda true

Aers back. I'll get the flare gun to alert the others.

Lel 1v1 me on rust skrub

No, just no. In done with this shit.

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I killed your father, he tasted very good.

Aerile, come in! Are you there? *sighs* 30 days and still no luck. She might still be scared of me.

I gave aerile a llama on da, which helper is in charge of giving out cookies n shyt for good deeds?

When you gonna delete this dumb weaboo thread anyway ?

*draws void blade* I think you shall die now petty fallen

You deny house wolves, you find only death.

Aerile ho-..." [i]Turns around and walks out[/i]

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