When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? It would appear to be yes otherwise they wouldn't announce their strike Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? Human is not my native language Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? To make sure you understand its meaning Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? To help focus guardian Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? because he has a chance at putting you in a situation to make you broke If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? Headlights will turn on but at a delayed time If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? It is a joke because joke is something that makes you happy, if you happy it is joke Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Because it would be silly to call it built Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Because the product is on a stick Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Because would you like if I have no practice and rip your ribs out Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Bottle is designed to prevent that If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? So you can sleep in your car If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? The kell of kells Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things? Guy is mean man is strong If I save time, when do I get it back? With activities you do, like write a post like this Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved? It is sewn in separate parts Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly? Because if you move you go faster Can Vegans eat Animal crackers? Yes because they are grain PS or XBX? What? Apple or Android? Eliksni does not understand Why are we here? To perfect our own desires Destiny or Halo? Fallen is confused What if the following sentence is true. But the previous sentence is false? Paradox Why is Bacon have "Bake" in it when we cook it? Look at spell guardian Why does Cookies have "Cook" in it when we bake them? Maybe, I don't understand english Imperials or Stormcloaks? [i]OP:STORMCLOAKS[/i] Aer: what? Is PC truly #masterrace? I dont understand What % of fat do you like in your milk? Ether? Hot tea or Iced tea? Ether?... Hot dogs or hamburgers? Ether...? Beef or Pork? Ether... How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 307 Trucks, Cars, or Vans? Pikes Sony or Microsoft? Huh? Is Cortana really kill? Cor-tana? Walmart or Target? Eh? Who is your favorite Ninja/Bng employee? Guardian overlords? I only know Deej and Cosmo How do you like your steak? Ether Who expects the Spanish Inqusition? What?... Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? No... My ancestors are smiling down on me Imperials, can you say the same? [i]OP:NOPE[/i] Aer: This man is mad... How do you get to Carnegie hall? Carnegie?... Is a male magician a wizard or a warlock? Warlock guardian Oak or Pine trees? Venus oak is my favorite What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow? Huh? Is country music [i]really[/i] that bad? I don't understand music... Are you a brony? [i]OP:Pegasister...[/i] Aer:What is that? What country do you live in? Earth? Do you even lift? No Inspiration to do an AMA? [i]OP|I have no idea[/i]