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8/16/2015 12:00:13 PM
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"Arbiter" lies on the ground in a pool of his own blood, limbs destroyed by the impact. Wheezing and coughing blood, he gasps for air, but his ribs had been crush. Fragments of bone had punctured one of the lungs, while the impact collapsed the other. As he lay dying, a bystander who witnessed the brutal event phones the emergency services and in the distance a symphony of sirens can be heard...
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*taxi reverses driving over your soon to be corpse, then drives forward again, THEN drives away and hides behind a tree to watch*
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Edited by Arbiter: 8/16/2015 8:40:21 PMAuthorities arrive on seen, the mangled corpse now flattened in several areas. The EMT's declare the time of death, and load the corpse into a body bag. Police are taking statements from the multitude of witnesses, when one raises their finger and point directly at the location that you are hiding. The police leap into action, some of them on foot, others getting into the cars. They will be on your position in a matter of seconds.
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0.0 *drives away*
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Edited by Arbiter: 8/17/2015 12:42:44 AMYou begin to drive from the crime scene, but a crackshot rookie detective on the police force shoots the tire out on your shitty taxi.
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*taxi gel tire activates*
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It's too late, the police opens your door and drags you from the vehicle. They proceed to handcuff you and before you know it, you are in the back of a squad car.
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*taxi follows*
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Holy shit this one is killing me.
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Lmao xD
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Edited by Arbiter: 8/17/2015 1:01:00 AMYou attempt to will the taxi to follow, but alas, it is an inanimate object and has no operator and you are not psychic. The taxi remains where it was left, until later when it is impounded by the police in evidence. You are taken to jail, tried and found guilty. The court rules that you are to be executed immediately, and you are taken out back and shot like rabid dog you are. GG OP
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Nah, u r in my thread. I'm OP, IM LAW, YOU R DIRT *taxi follows, blows up cop cars, rams the car im in, takes me out, takes handcuffs off, kisses me and drives me home*
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totalitarianism
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Mhm mhm mhm
