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8/16/2015 8:30:55 PM
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Ah ha. You fell for my decoy. For I used a sex doll someone brought and dressed it and made it sit in front of the TV. I beat your head and knock you unconscious. TEABAG TIME.
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*punches you in the dick in my sleep*
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Edited by DHG Orpheus7: 8/16/2015 8:39:46 PMI knew you would do that. As I lay on my back I open fire on you. I quickly back into a room to recover.
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*tosses a grenade into room and it explodes*
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[i]Gets legs blown off.[/i] Last stand mode activated. Toss a grenade into your room.
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*bubble shield* *finishes you off*
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Edited by DHG Orpheus7: 8/16/2015 9:35:00 PM[quote]*finishes you off*[/quote] Proceeds to jack me off and we both die as the grenade bounces off the shield into our room. How's that for an ending?
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