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8/16/2015 10:42:03 PM
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Edited by Arbiter: 8/17/2015 12:42:44 AMYou begin to drive from the crime scene, but a crackshot rookie detective on the police force shoots the tire out on your shitty taxi.
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*taxi gel tire activates*
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It's too late, the police opens your door and drags you from the vehicle. They proceed to handcuff you and before you know it, you are in the back of a squad car.
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*taxi follows*
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Holy shit this one is killing me.
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Lmao xD
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Edited by Arbiter: 8/17/2015 1:01:00 AMYou attempt to will the taxi to follow, but alas, it is an inanimate object and has no operator and you are not psychic. The taxi remains where it was left, until later when it is impounded by the police in evidence. You are taken to jail, tried and found guilty. The court rules that you are to be executed immediately, and you are taken out back and shot like rabid dog you are. GG OP
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Nah, u r in my thread. I'm OP, IM LAW, YOU R DIRT *taxi follows, blows up cop cars, rams the car im in, takes me out, takes handcuffs off, kisses me and drives me home*
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totalitarianism
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Mhm mhm mhm
