- I was looking for public events on the moon. I noticed a warsat falling. I didn't notice it fall on top of me. - I threw a tripmine in the air. On the way down, someone shot it and killed me. - I got hit so hard by a Cabal that I got trapped in a wall. I had to kill myself with a rocket launcher to escape. - I got into a firefight in some water in the Crucible and accidently shot myself in the knee and died. Then I got teabagged. - I had a Truth rocket go berserk. It missed the guy I shot at and turned around in my direction and blew me up. - I threw a grenade at the exact moment another guy threw his knife. It impacted the grenade, which promptly killed me. - I quadruple jumped in the air and killed myself by impacting the roof on Exodus Blue. - I killed myself with ricochet rounds. Enough said. - I shot a rocket from Gjallarhorn which hit an invisible barrier and killed me. - I got killed by a Dreg which I just killed. My connection lagged out and respawned it. I dislike Lightswitch. - I threw a knife and it bounced off a Phalanx's shield, killing me. - Someone jumped off of a ledge in the Crucible and trampled me to death. - I was eating soup while in the midst of a Crucible game and died for no apparent reason. I just simply died. Maybe Bungie hates soup. - I got killed by a door opening too fast. - My controller ran out of charge when I was in the Vestian Outpost. When I got back to the game, I had been pushed off of the side and three random Guardians were dancing around my Ghost.