My go-to insult is telling someone:
You're one load your mother should've swallowed.
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But see, if the insultee is quick on his/her feet, it sets up the perfect response: "You mean like the way your mom conceived you? I guess that explains why you're such a piece of (insert your favorite term for excrement here)."
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Well you were conceived analy
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Laughed way to hard at this
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Use it man. People get super offended.
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Ha. Will do