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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/17/2015 11:19:29 PM
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*I use fear powers then break you legs then take the book and read it*
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[spoiler]how do you break my legs[/spoiler] *runs past the fears and jumps in a portal*
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[spoiler]magyk.[/spoiler] *you cant run because your legs are broke*
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*opens a portal right when they break so I fall through* *closes it*
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*I go and murder all your dragons in a rage.*
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*can't find them* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *a portal opens*
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*I shoot a lazer tthrough thw portal*
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*nothing happens*
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*I wait*
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*you get sucked in*
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*I allow it to happen*
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*you get sucked into piles and piles of dragon crap* *you see me reading a book at the bottom of the deepest pile of crap* [spoiler]no teleporting[/spoiler]
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*I use a spell to make the poop pave way for me* Tubbs, tell me the book you are reading.
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*doesn't say anything* [spoiler]poop don't disappear[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]it dont disappear it moves itself.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh[/spoiler] *I just sit there reading*
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*Poo begins to pile on you*
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*doesn't do anything*
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*I laugh*
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*continues reading*
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*I throw a rock at your head*
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*head falls off* *blood is everywhere*
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*I laugh then look for a exit*
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*there is none* [spoiler]the only exit is the book[/spoiler]
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*I go and pick up the book to read it*
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*the pages are blank* *as you look through you see something moving*
