My older sister comes into the room screaming "WHERE IS THE PHUCKING CAT I'M GONNA SKIN HIM ALIVE!!!" So I'm like what'd he do? And she says, while still screaming loud enough for the mic to pick up, "THE LITTLE SHIT JUMPED ON MY HEAD AND PUSHED MY FACE INTO THE TOILET WHILE I WAS CLEANING IT"
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There's more than one way to skin a cat...
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Yeah probably with whatever cleaner my sister was using and a toilet brush
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Lmao... I think this is the first time these have actually made me laugh.
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Jeez cat for the win [spoiler]#catmasterrace[/spoiler]
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Khajit master race
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Edited by Pantera Kitten: 9/15/2015 8:46:05 AMMeow meow meow~ =^ω^=
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Pwned by a kitty kat!
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Oh god XDDD TELL YOUR SISTER OM SORRY I DID IT.
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I honestly couldn't stop laughing for at least 20 mins when I read this
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Hahahaha! Love it! :)
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Thank you for my first genuine 'laugh out loud read' on these forums!
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Haha. Me too. 😂
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Why was her head so close to the water in the first place... Or is your cat the equivalent of Clifford.
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I got her good
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Rekt cat mlg pls nerf bring year 2 blue print signiture perk the toilet ability to shove scrubbs in toilet
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This comment, I like that
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[quote]Rekt cat mlg pls nerf bring year 2 blue print signiture perk the toilet ability to shove scrubbs in toilet[/quote] This
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Bungie nerf cat, too op
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Please allow us to bring CaT to Year 2 damage lvl, pls
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You see that cat over there? You can go to it.
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Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!