Everyone should hate me but that hate sometimes turns into love
*lights a cigar and presses it against my neck*
English
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"My god I'm going to kill him..." [b]i walk away[/b]
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You can't kill me *snuffs out the cigar and slits my wrists*
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"I know. Im going to put you in an eternal sleep."
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Drink yourself to death then we can talk like men
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"I'm not drinking you're cursed beer, but feel free to drop some off."
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Get your own you have two legs
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"Well i thought a cute little delivery boy like yourself would be happy to do it yourself. Considering you've already made about 5 deliveries of that shit."
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Ok I'm going to tell you that comment made you sound like you've got a thing for me and I don't like that